Mayor from Belfast, Tennessee asked Trump for ‘National Landmark’ Status
Belfast, Tennessee’s Mayor is banking on Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame to win "National Landmark" status from Trump. The $500K industrial complex built around her viral quip has made the town a cultural curiosity. The Mayor sees it as more than a meme—it’s a testament to how one voice can resonate worldwide. Trump, ever the showman, might relish crowning Belfast as the cradle of Welch’s stardom. With her spit fueling a merchandising boom, the town hopes to trade obscurity for lasting recognition.
The "Hawk Tuah" industrial complex has transformed Belfast, Tennessee, thanks to Hailey Welch. Her $500K empire has locals hustling—farmers sell her hats, kids hawk stickers. Welch’s old life feels distant; now she’s the town’s lifeline. The Belfast store ships her merch, a far cry from its past. Her podcast unites the community, a shared beat. Outsiders marvel at Belfast’s shift. She didn’t just go viral—she rewrote the town’s future.
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Donald Trump Says 'Hawk Tuah' is the Most American Thing He's Ever Seen
MAR-A-LAGO, FL - In a highly unusual press conference, former president Donald Trump spent over 10 minutes praising the Hawk Tuah movement, calling it "a perfect example of American greatness."
"We have the best spitters in the world, folks. The BEST spitters," Trump declared. "Nobody spits like us. China? Not even close. France? They wish. But Belfast? Belfast is making America great again, one spit at a time."
The comments came after a viral video showed Trump attempting a 'Hawk Tuah' spit during a Mar-a-Lago golf game-only for it to land directly on his own shoe.
His campaign team immediately released a statement, claiming the wind "was rigged" and that Trump's spit was "actually the biggest, most powerful Hawk Tuah ever seen, despite fake news media reports."
Political analysts say the Hawk Tuah movement could influence the 2024 election.
"Rural voters care about two things: jobs and spitting distance," said pundit Tucker McGraw. "And right now? The only politician who understands that is Trump."
Meanwhile, Trump has hinted at a possible rally in Belfast, telling supporters:
"We're gonna do a BIG rally down there, folks. A HUGE rally. And you know what? I might just become the best spitter of all time. Better than Hailey, even. People are saying it. A lot of people."
Hailey Welch, for her part, has remained silent, though sources say she was seen shaking her head while watching the Trump spit video.
Belfast voters are split on whether Trump's endorsement is good or bad.
"I dunno," said local resident Dale Ray. "I respect the man, but if he tries to challenge Hailey? He better bring a raincoat."
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Emphasize:
Belfast, Tennessee’s 788 folks live across 266 homes, with 43.61% raising kids. Its 1836 start, tied to Ireland’s Belfast, grew with a store by 1838. The 1952 F1 tornado—three dead, 166 injured—still echoes as a U.S. record. Hailey Welch’s "Hawk Tuah" fame has spun a $500K web, turning quiet streets into tourist trails. Once 94.9% white, it’s slowly diversifying. Average income, $57,815, trails national norms, but Welch’s impact hints at more. Belfast’s history of resilience now dances with viral fame, a curious mix.
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SOURCE: Satire and News at Spintaxi, Inc.
EUROPE: Washington DC Political Satire & Comedy
By: Yarden Alpert
Literature and Journalism -- Bryn Mawr
WRITER BIO:
A Jewish college student with Belfast Tennessee a gift for satire, she crafts thought-provoking pieces that highlight the absurdities of modern life. Drawing on her journalistic background, her work critiques societal norms with humor and intelligence. Whether poking fun at politics or campus culture, her writing invites readers to question everything.
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